Thank you, Grandma Fernetta, for being born in Canada. Oh how I love my Canadian roots. I've been to Edmonton twice, I love all things ketchup, I carry a Loonie in my wallet, and my favorite sport (tied with College Football) is ice hockey.
Why am I posting this? Because my assistant told me that my Canadian fan base is growing by the day. Yes! I'm so excited about this, eh (<-WORD of the WEEK), and I can't wait to travel to Canada for book signings. I think I'll insist that Edmonton's my first stop.
My grandparents: Jarvis and Fernetta, 1936